Monday morning papers backpage...

[marcus]

What will the backpage read...

Mine would read....


Everton squash cherries...


Everton 3-1 Bournemouth

Sigurdsson,Richarlison,Calvert Lewin...

 

[4737carlin]

Eddie Howe stays at Goodison permanently

 

[The binman chronicles]

The Bourne-mouth Supremacy as Howe's men kill Everton's season.

Or

Turn to page 27 for brief explanation on easy home win for blues.

 

[Joey66]

No striker no points for the blues as they tumble down the table - Striker needed!
Or young DCL grabs two as rampant blues hammer the cherries....

 

[Toast]

Jinxed McCarthy out for another year.