Monday morning backpage... Man Utd v Everton

[PITA]

Jose’s cloud doesn’t have a Silva lining as Everton thrash Man Utd.

V Good.

 

[PITA]

LIVERPOOL DESTROY CARDIFF 1-0 with a controversial last minute penalty.

Fixed.

 

[bullybeef]

V Good.

Cheers mate.

 

[SteRobbo84]

EFC WALLOP UNITED AS JOSE LOOKS ON LIKE A SAD, SCRUFFY TRAMP BLERT. MEFFY MANC BELLS CRYING IN TO THEIR HORRIBLE SHAVED HEAD AND FLOPPY FRINGE COMBO AND NO ONE FEELS SORRY FOR ANY OF THEM EXCEPT FELLAINI WHO ALWAYS GAVE HIS ALL FOR US AND NEVER SLAGGED US AFTER HE LEFT. HAHAHA MANC BEAUTS.

Hope that's the headlines come Monday. I think I could be a professional.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Big dunc jumps all over jose after evertons 97 th minute winner.
Jose refrained from chasing him ....

 

[Bungle]

Everton fans criticise Lukaku's poor first touch after he slots 4 goals as Utd romp to easy win

 

[tonyhorne]

EFC WALLOP UNITED AS JOSE LOOKS ON LIKE A SAD, SCRUFFY TRAMP BLERT. MEFFY MANC BELLS CRYING IN TO THEIR HORRIBLE SHAVED HEAD AND FLOPPY FRINGE COMBO AND NO ONE FEELS SORRY FOR ANY OF THEM EXCEPT FELLAINI WHO ALWAYS GAVE HIS ALL FOR US AND NEVER SLAGGED US AFTER HE LEFT. HAHAHA MANC BEAUTS.

Hope that's the headlines come Monday. I think I could be a professional.

You definitely missed your vocation...

 

[gonetomorrow]

OT Tie Marred By OTT Tackles

 

[wainy]

Big Sam waits in the wings after Red Devils dry bummed by horny Everton.

 

[degsy]

Mourinho wins reprieve as Lukaku and Everton both fluff lines in 0-0 bore draw.

 

[OnlyBlueWillDo]

Jose is a badbell

 

[Groucho]

Lukaku turns into Pele for the afternoon