Modern rules of life

[verreauxi]

No matter how cold it is, there will always be one @ss-clown wearing short pants.

 

[verreauxi]

No matter how inconsequential, there will always be a topic on the internet that an aging boomer calls "woke."

 

[NeilMorepies]

Never vote Tory

 

[Alan Whittle]

If in doubt, J K Rowling will have an answer.

 

[Nymzee]

No matter how cool Everton fans are there will always be one that calls shorts short pants.

 

[verreauxi]

Also, obviously "Rule 34"

 

[Littlesue]

No matter how inconsequential, there will always be a topic on the internet that an aging boomer calls "woke."

No matter how inconsequential, there will always be a topic on the Internet that a MILLENNIAL calls someone "gammon "

 

[SerenityNigh]

No matter how inconsequential, there will always be a topic on the Internet that a MILLENNIAL calls someone "gammon "

Is Gammon the UK equivalent of Boomer?

 

[SerenityNigh]

Also, obviously "Rule 34"

Is that the Hilter rule... ? <hesitates to ask>

 

[Sarnia Kevin]

No matter how cold it is, there will always be one @ss-clown wearing short pants.

Yes, the postie lol

 

[summerisle]

At least one Everton player will always be on the grass.

 

[magicjuan]

Whenever, wherever, we're meant to be together.

 

[Dancing Pat]

There will always be some media knob (in shorts) spouting that Kenwright did a great job!

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Swerving the front hole will save the planet.

 

[Littlesue]

Is Gammon the UK equivalent of Boomer?

No idea, no idea what they mean lol