Wow. I feel like I can't follow that alsatian gag (respect) but, trying to steer this back on topic, there are some amazing horror films coming out at the moment. Maybe not all of them get a wide cinema release though. I particularly recommend Under The Shadow, an Iranian film that's on Netflix and DVD at the moment, if you like atmospheric scary stuff. Nina Forever is a really unusual (and very moving) take on the old "zombie girlfriend" trope. I loved The VVitch too, although I realise that one divides people.
Don't Breathe was fantastic too. More over-the-top/gore/tension than atmosphere but that's no bad thing...
Of the cinema releases, I've really enjoyed some of the more straightforward "lesser" titles from the last year - Ouija : Origin of Evil was great and I enjoyed The Forest (even if no one else seemed to), off the top of my head... Oculus is a few years old now but that blew me away, despite not being a 'big' film. And the first Sinister movie was a cut above the average ghost story for me too.
