Missing Goth

[Bungle]

This beautiful young lady was last seen waiting for a bus, she was approached by a fat balding man in a Toyota MR2 with a Ferrari bodykit. The man was wearing Donnay tracksuit bottoms and a 1995 Everton Home shirt.

Please help return Heather to her parents safe and sound, if you know the whereabouts of her kidnapper please contact 0800 BIG BAD JEFF

 

[Parker]

This beautiful young lady was last seen waiting for a bus, she was approached by a fat balding man in a Toyota MR2 with a Ferrari bodykit. The man was wearing Donnay tracksuit bottoms and a 1995 Everton Home shirt.

Please help return Heather to her parents safe and sound, if you know the whereabouts of her kidnapper please contact 0800 BIG BAD JEFF

Is that picture Heather or Jeff?

 

[Bungle]

Is that picture Heather or Jeff?

I'm starting to think they are one and the same and this is some kind of sick sex game he's playing.

 

[Toast]

Is that picture Heather or Jeff?

It's a goth outfit that is made out of Heather that Jeff is wearing.. like off silence of the lambs..

 

[Parker]

I'm starting to think they are one and the same and this is some kind of sick sex game he's playing.

Kind of like a Buffalo Bill situation I'm feeling.

I can well imagine Jeff in full Goth get up talking to himself in the mirror.

 

[Parker]

It's a goth outfit that is made out of Heather that Jeff is wearing.. like off silence of the lambs..

Beat me to it

 

[Bungle]

Kind of like a Buffalo Bill situation I'm feeling.

I can well imagine Jeff in full Goth get up talking to himself in the mirror.

We await a thread about the best way to pin your bollocks back.

 

[Zezti]

edit: oh i see the thread below, now. Out of context this is dead strange.

 

[Moomin]

This beautiful young lady was last seen waiting for a bus, she was approached by a fat balding man in a Toyota MR2 with a Ferrari bodykit. The man was wearing Donnay tracksuit bottoms and a 1995 Everton Home shirt.

Please help return Heather to her parents safe and sound, if you know the whereabouts of her kidnapper please contact 0800 BIG BAD JEFF

Was he wearing a balaclava?

 

[Bungle]

Was he wearing a balaclava?

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

she was approached by a fat balding man in a Toyota MR2 with a Ferrari bodykit.

I appreciate the fact that you managed to keep the framework rear mid-engine and make this somewhat achievable...kudos.

 

[Bungle]

I appreciate the fact that you managed to keep the framework rear mid-engine and make this somewhat achievable...kudos.

First attempt though

 

[SiEdmo]

edit: oh i see the thread below, now. Out of context this is dead strange.

mate......with context this is dead strange! haha

 

[MikeH72]

Last I heard a very suspicious trail of bat heads has been laid out leading to one Big Bad Jeff’s house. Now I’m not one for jumping to conclusions, but...

 

[Bungle]

I started this as a joke after I thought Jeff was joking, but it genuinely seems we might have snared ourselves a goth thief here.

How do you plead @bigbadjeff