Misheard song lyrics

[Tommy.]

Fess up.



"Excuse me, while I kiss this guy".

Never understood that lyric when I was younger.

 

[4737carlin]

Ken Dodds Happiness song, I always though he was saying A Penis,.

A penis, A penis, the greatest gift that I posses
I thank the Lord that I've been blessed
With more than my share of a penis

 

[Togger Blue]

Fess up.



"Excuse me, while I kiss this guy".

Never understood that lyric when I was younger.

I've still got my (now) moth-eaten Tee shirt with the correct lyric!

 

[hallamblue]

"I'm gonna hit the highway like a battering ram, I'm a Cilla Black fan of the night."

Bat out of Hell by Meatloaf

 

[magicjuan]

This was genius

 

[Blue 1]

My wife is terrible for this, she's always mishearing lyrics. The kids even call her "mummy wrongwords".

My favourite was when she thought that "Big Mac, fries to go" from Def Con One by Pop Will Eat Itself was "Big fat ricicle" lol

 

[klingklang]

An ex of mine thought Eton Rifles was called Eatin Trifles !

 

[dublinbluenose]

I genuinely thought the theme song from Ghostbusters was Those Barstewards

 

[dholliday]

"Don't be discharged. Look down on Ian Wright. There's someone else controlling me."