Miracle Cold Cures

Cena · April 22, 2012

Raw or slightly cooked onions and plenty of water. I eat a lot of onions in food and stuff and havent had a cold for years.

Hot blackcurrent & honey also does it for me.

Spicy food

bluejock · April 22, 2012

ijjysmith said:
I've got 2 cats. Will it still work?

Better get them both to mate, just in case.

CahillsCornerFlag · April 22, 2012

Just take 2 co-codamol every 4 hours, get yourself in a dimly lit room with your favourite films, and let the good times roll.

tommye · April 22, 2012

ijjysmith said:
You got any?

I appear to have come down with man flu all of a sudden.

Know any quick ways to get rid?

are you sure you haven't been hit by the 81st aids bomb?

Degs62 · April 22, 2012

formerly manx toffee said:
Rub sawdust around you parts you be stood up straight before you can blink.

ATTENSHUN!!!!

Make sure you use the good medical grade ones otherwise you may get splinters in your bell.

Elong · April 23, 2012

Fill yer bed with sawdust and lay in it for 15 hours, should soak it all up.

Degs62 · April 23, 2012

Elong said:
Fill yer bed with sawdust and lay in it for 15 hours, should soak it all up.

Note previous comment about medical grade sawdust, because unfortunately the only cure for sawdust splinters is in actual facht* sawdust.

*This is not in facht a real facht it is in facht complete bull**** because there is no real cure for sawdust splinters, I know from experience with medical advice, in the I am Bluejock AMA thread. I was advised that sawdust can cure piles and that the cure for sawdust splinters is sawdust, there is alegedly medical grade sawdust available in Perth Australia, this turned out to be untrue as the sawdust that arrived was regular sawdust which I used anyway. Does anyone have a foolproof technique for seeing your own anus to be able to remove said splinters, I did try a second dose of sawdust because I thought bluejock was trustworthy, but they unfortunately gave me more splinters. Googling bluejock images has updated my perception of bluejocks trustworthiness in regard to medical advice.