minutes silence for jesus

[the sniderman]

hello buddies since today marks the death of mr jesus we will be holding a 20 minute silence from 232pm to 251pm as a mark of respect thank u for ur participation especially the floppiest of fathers i wish u all a good friday.

 

[Tramps_mate]

No chance...

It's just another day off work!

 

[PhilM]

Fish Friday!

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

hello buddies since today marks the death of mr jesus we will be holding a 20 minute silence from 232pm to 251pm as a mark of respect thank u for ur participation especially the floppiest of fathers i wish u all a good friday.

The lad at City died? Condolences.

 

[PhilM]

No chance...

It's just another day off work!

 

[the sniderman]

just 20 minutes of our time to respect son of god no shouting at young everton boys or happy cry over old bum players who smoke woodbine and not being allowed to call immigrants bad names no more. just rip mr jesus ( until the sunday ).

 

[chrismpw]

A silence just isn't enough gesturing to signal virtue these days. Can we have a guard of honour, official handshakes, a bit of kneeling, some badges, a song, a t-shirt underneath with some words on, and an effigy of Jesus in a pedestal that only the ref can pick up? Maybe some jets of flame?

Otherwise you simply don't care Snides. You need to up your game.

 

[the sniderman]

A silence just isn't enough gesturing to signal virtue these days. Can we have a guard of honour, official handshakes, a bit of kneeling, some badges, a song, a t-shirt underneath with some words on, and an effigy of Jesus in a pedestal that only the ref can pick up? Maybe some jets of flame?

Otherwise you simply don't care Snides. You need to up your game.

if u wish u can take a knee for mr jesus buddy but i am not sure his dad would be too happy.

 

[PhilM]

Anyone know if Señor Jesús had a positive test for COVID twenty-eight days beforehand?

 

[chrismpw]

if u wish u can take a knee for mr jesus buddy but i am not sure his dad would be too happy.

I dont think that just taking a knee is enough on its own. It needs everything else as well as a minimum. Maybe those kneeling while standing on their heads means more?

 

[trueblue84]

A silence just isn't enough gesturing to signal virtue these days. Can we have a guard of honour, official handshakes, a bit of kneeling, some badges, a song, a t-shirt underneath with some words on, and an effigy of Jesus in a pedestal that only the ref can pick up? Maybe some jets of flame?

Otherwise you simply don't care Snides. You need to up your game.

Isn't that just what church is?

 

[The binman chronicles]

We all have our crosses to bear, don't see why he should get all the attention.

 

[the sniderman]

we love u mr jesus thank u for dying for our sins like shouting at young everton boys and doing piss threads when our sports team do not do the wins or pretending top scout in transfers thread but offer virginity in return.

 

[PhilM]

we love u mr jesus thank u for dying for our sins like shouting at young everton boys and doing piss threads when our sports team do not do the wins or pretending top scout in transfers thread but offer virginity in return.

I'm surprised that when Jesus peruses the Summer Transfer Thread and summarises it to his old man the four horses don't come galloping down County Road.

 

[arch stanton]

Have the RS claimed Mr Jesus yet as a lifelong wall botherer?