Midvale School for the Gifted

[Groucho]

Those experiences you’ve had where you’ve been in the presence of a total idiot. And I mean the criminally stupid. Regale us with your tales here.

 

[COYBL25]

Just a pity @Frang isn`t around anymore, as this would`ve been his chance to truly shine.

Furst.

 

[Dutch Toffee]

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Those experiences you’ve had where you’ve been in the presence of a total idiot. And I mean the criminally stupid. Regale us with your tales here.

Didn't know you felt like that mate

 

[canuckblue]

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Those experiences you’ve had where you’ve been in the presence of a total idiot. And I mean the criminally stupid. Regale us with your tales here.

I actually have a mug with that Far Side cartoon on it. Gary Larson, one of a kind.

 

[tommye]

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Over to you lids ;)

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Stupidity it's all it's glory.
Browse at one's leisure.

 

[SerenityNigh]

The best tales like this that I have all involve a particular friend. He’s very smart, but can’t spell his own name unless it’s already written down. That’s the best way I can describe him. I’m not sure how to share any stories in an accessible way but I’ll see what I can come up with.

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

If you want the best stories, talk to a cop...

 

[mmmmsnouts]

Was headed to university one day a long time ago and there were two police deputies on motorcycles driving up the highway, side by side. Very obviously on the lookout for speeders. We’re all bunched up behind and trying not to go too fast when some guy comes weaving through traffic and zips right past them. Lights and siren went on immediately. It had to be the easiest ticket of their careers.

 

[bluerobert]

I’ve got a mate we call Fudge as that’s what he got in his GCSE’s. He was working with a mate and his dad once doing loft conversions. Our mates dad gave him about a 20 minute lecture on asbestos and to not go near it.

While he was working away a piece of asbestos kept rubbing his hand, he got so angry with it he went to smash it with his hammer and the other 2 had to wrestle him to the floor he was caught in such a rage.

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

Lad who lived on the same street as me growing up spelt his name wrong while icing his own birthday cake.

Brain, not Brian. His mum didn't notice either and served the cake at the kid's party.

 

[Nymzee]

Had a lad in my science class have a sip of ethanol thinking it was booze. Very bad idea.

 

[KaiserEFC]

Watched a kid at school stare at a door, slowly put his fingers out and in the gap between the door and frame by the hinges then wonder why he no longer had fingernails and there was blood everywhere when someone opened the door. Like you could see him thinking it all through and the whole process took about 20 seconds and I was just stood there dumbfounded.

Anyway, he’s an engineer for nuclear power stations now. God help us.

 

[Daz1878]

Back in the day when the Motorhead song was all the rage, I saw a guy who had "Ace of Spads" tattooed on his neck.

 

[Chewbacca]

Reminds me of the old joke about the long haired biker stood at the urinals. Lad next to him notices he has MOD tattooed on his johnson.

He tells the biker he’s a bit surprised to see someone like him with a MOD tattoo.

“It says MOtorheaD you pillock”

 

[trueblue84]

Used to work with a girl who was in her 20s, single but had 2 kids from different fellas. She was nice but extremely gullible. She didn't know taboo was an alcoholic drink. I said "that explains a lot". She didn't get what I was insinuating.