Microwave Sausages

[Frang]

after hearing about these in the now locked thread, I'm interested to hear any recommendations on these perculiar sounding things??! @ijjysmith

this may also be a distraction thread if the derby makes for hard viewing,

I would also like to apologise if my comment was unsavoury @Groucho

 

[Deleted member 28206]

I don’t mind them, used to take them to work when I did the Atkins diet. 30 seconds in the microwave for some roof of the mouth melting hell.

 

[longers]

Just the thought of microwaved meat makes me want to hurl

 

[gianthogweed]

Tried the microwave burgers i would advise to avoid

 

[coollino]

Only if my missus does them!

 

[Groucho]

after hearing about these in the now locked thread, I'm interested to hear any recommendations on these perculiar sounding things??! @ijjysmith

this may also be a distraction thread if the derby makes for hard viewing,

I would also like to apologise if my comment was unsavoury @Groucho

Never had them to be fair.

I don’t mind them, used to take them to work when I did the Atkins diet. 30 seconds in the microwave for some roof of the mouth melting hell.

@Morag and I lost 3 stone each on that last year. Tempted to go again in Jan but I just put it all back on again.

 

[coollino]

I have ever had one Rustlers. I was playing poker in the 6 form common room and I had one. On my walk home my stomach turned and I actually shat myself.

 

[Tubey]

They're OK for a quick fix at work (the Walls ones). They are pretty pointless for the home though, as they're objectively not better than actual sausages beyond being slightly quicker to cook.

 

[Frang]

I have ever had one Rustlers. I was playing poker in the 6 form common room and I had one. On my walk home my stomach turned and I actually shat myself.

I'm actually a rustlers conissuer!

they are always on offer, 2 for 2 quid, and are dead handy for work.

you MUST toast the buns and you must leave the burger to stand for a good minute else you'll take the skin off the top of your pallet like. (a friend once did this )

 

[Groucho]

I have ever had one Rustlers. I was playing poker in the 6 form common room and I had one. On my walk home my stomach turned and I actually shat myself.

Awful things

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Oh get on to all the Gordon Ramsay’s here.

I’ll eat anything as long as it’s dead, I must try your cuisines Chef

 

[ijjysmith]

Why would you microwave sausages when it’s so easy to cook normal sausages?!?!

 

[gianthogweed]

I bought a Rustlers burger i took it off the bun and just cooked the burger in the micro the fat i poured off the plate into the sink
which when cooled the only way of removing it was with boiled kettle water it was like nuclear waste
the burger shrunk to half its size the bacon strip on it certainly didn't look anything that came off a pig
and the bun was like the main ingredients was dry wall

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Why would you microwave sausages when it’s so easy to cook normal sausages?!?!

30 secs v 6 minutes says a scientific dimension wins.

 

[Muggins]

Hahaha