Michael Caine

[Donald Twain]

Read his book 'The Elephant's backside' and he comes across as a complete tit in it ! Some decent films but the man's a twerp!

 

[Martino Robertez]

Jaws: The Revenge was a high watermark of his "I don't give a rats-arse about the script, where's my dumper truck full of money" period.
(Also see that dreadful one with Steven Seagull in Alaska)

 

[Toast]

Found an old one in a charity shop...

I am a nosey neighbour, not many people know I'm a nosey neighbour.....

 

[Professor Toffee]

Didnt he marry miss world?

All of them? He must be tired!

 

[Martino Robertez]

Didnt he marry miss world?

Nah, you're thinking of Bruce Forsyth. He's actually only 35 you know, all those Miss Worlds looks to have sucked the life right out of him.

 

[Zatara]

Nah, you're thinking of Bruce Forsyth. He's actually only 35 you know, all those Miss Worlds looks to have sucked the life right out of him.

No mate Michael Caine...in fact his mrs came 3rd in miss world as Miss Guyana.