Memory Improvement

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Bungle

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Hi Guys,

Having a few memory issues, forgot to turn the engine on when I tried to drive home, forgot to pull my trousers down before taking a shi*, that kind of thing.

Any tips on how to remember things and any techniques you use? I don't remember there being a thread about this before so apologies if I've duplicated this.

Thanks
 

Hi Guys,

Having a few memory issues, forgot to turn the engine on when I tried to drive home, forgot to pull my trousers down before taking a shi*, that kind of thing.

Any tips on how to remember things and any techniques you use? I don't remember there being a thread about this before so apologies if I've duplicated this.

Thanks

I used to, but I forgot them.
 

Hi Guys,

Having a few memory issues, forgot to turn the engine on when I tried to drive home, forgot to pull my trousers down before taking a shi*, that kind of thing.

Any tips on how to remember things and any techniques you use? I don't remember there being a thread about this before so apologies if I've duplicated this.

Thanks

It's getting like Ground Thingy Day on here.
 

Hi Guys,

Having a few memory issues, forgot to turn the engine on when I tried to drive home, forgot to pull my trousers down before taking a shi*, that kind of thing.

Any tips on how to remember things and any techniques you use? I don't remember there being a thread about this before so apologies if I've duplicated this.

Thanks

Smear your faecal matter on the walls of your living room. If it doesnt improve your memory straight away, throw some saw dust at it to speed things up.

If none of it works, hopefully someone will see what you've been up to and have you comitted. You and Mick could share a cell?
 
Smear your faecal matter on the walls of your living room. If it doesnt improve your memory straight away, throw some saw dust at it to speed things up.

If none of it works, hopefully someone will see what you've been up to and have you comitted. You and Mick could share a cell?

That's the dream right there
 
Smear your faecal matter on the walls of your living room. If it doesnt improve your memory straight away, throw some saw dust at it to speed things up.

If none of it works, hopefully someone will see what you've been up to and have you comitted. You and Mick could share a cell?
If its sperm, bungle's got millions to share.
 

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