Sharpies volley
Player Valuation: £35m
Mirallas what a waster. Billy big b@££@x thinks he's better than he is
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The binman chronicles
Player Valuation: £80m
Dear Everton Football Club,
I too would like to throw my hat into the ring for this vacant position of manager. I once watched a game of football for 20 minutes and know that the thing they kick around is in the shape of a sphere.
I am however a disciplinarian and feel my North Korean tactics of motivation, including but not limited to such methods as 'if they don't win then their coats will not be the only thing hung up' should see a dramatic increase in performance and efforts.
Yours sincerely,
Kim jong Binman.
I too would like to throw my hat into the ring for this vacant position of manager. I once watched a game of football for 20 minutes and know that the thing they kick around is in the shape of a sphere.
I am however a disciplinarian and feel my North Korean tactics of motivation, including but not limited to such methods as 'if they don't win then their coats will not be the only thing hung up' should see a dramatic increase in performance and efforts.
Yours sincerely,
Kim jong Binman.
He certainly is the epitome of the modern spoilt footballer. Gaffer tape him upside down from a cross bar and let the U 23s take penalty practice at him.
gianthogweed
Player Valuation: £25m
Get Barry Bennell in he will lick them all into shape
Lord Buckethead
Player Valuation: £35m
That sounds like a Lawsuit waiting to happen Human.
gonetomorrow
Player Valuation: £70m
Anyone could do the manager's job. Just delegate everything to your assistants. They'll enjoy the responsibility.
And have it put about amongst the players that you once thrashed someone for questioning an order. They'll avoid making eye contact with you in the corridor and that'll save you having to engage with them at all. Just appear at The Farm in a huge black limousine and watch out of the rear seat for half an hour or so. Dark glasses on. The sods'll be killing each other to impress you.
Above all, don't wear pointy brown shoes with a blue suit. That signalled the end for Martinez.
And have it put about amongst the players that you once thrashed someone for questioning an order. They'll avoid making eye contact with you in the corridor and that'll save you having to engage with them at all. Just appear at The Farm in a huge black limousine and watch out of the rear seat for half an hour or so. Dark glasses on. The sods'll be killing each other to impress you.
Above all, don't wear pointy brown shoes with a blue suit. That signalled the end for Martinez.
goodisonopheliac
Player Valuation: £30m
Don't wear brown shoes or be ginger / a fat man called Sam.
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