Maxim's To Live By

[summerisle]

Never trust :
1- Anybody who wears a baseball cap
2- Men with pony tails
3- Bill Kenwright

 

[Rita_Poon]

if youre obeying all the rules, youre missing all the fun

 

[witchdoc187]

You can't reason with counts

 

[Naisy'sCharitableLeanings]

The apostrophe has but three uses… ???

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

 

[Death]

RIP

 

[Nymzee]

Thought this was about a nightclub I used to frequent.

 

[BornBlue76]

Never trust a lawyer and a real estate agent

 

[Martin Alvito]

Never trust someone with a smooth tongue, because lies file them smooth.

 

[chrismpw]

As i grow older i increasingly see the wisdom of William Morris' one - have nothing in your home that isn't either beautiful or functional.

Also - if you put that pineapple anywhere near my pizza i will rip your lungs out.

 

[davids]

Don't eat the yellow snow.

 

[Jebus_lives]

Kopites are gobshites

 

[garyammer]

Never eat anything bigger than your head.

 

[Tramps_mate]

Never trust :
1- Anybody who wears a baseball cap
2- Men with pony tails
3- Bill Kenwright

One I always go by and tell people.

'If you don't ask, you don't get'...

People who moan about things but aren't brave enough to say something. Obviously there are occasions that can be exceptions, but generally it works..

Also, one my dad taught me which as I got older does make more sense.

'There's more to life than money'

 

[ArtetaMoney]

I’ve never met a sound lad, called Colin.