Jamo Martinez
Player Valuation: £70m
Oh dearie me. Oh dearie, dearie me. What can I say that hasn't already been said about this match? Well, ''that was a great performance'' hasn't been and shouldn't be said about this match. So we're back in the groove. First time out for our beloved blues, or, to give them their full title, FOR FCUK'S SAKE EVERTON. We were kind of expecting a let down and they didn't disappoint us there. Our seasons tend to be a bit like having a hangover before getting drunk, so don't let it eat in to your aching hearts too much.
It seemed like the mid nineties out there in the sense that Quin's Pork Rovers frequently turned us over back then with the prolific Les Ferdinand, seemingly possessed by the malignant spirit of Ian (what do you mean I've got a big nose) Rush, scoring something like 43 goals in 7 matches. The difference is that back then QPR had a pretty good side and we were pretty dire. Well, we were pretty dire today.
FFS Kenwrong FFS mOYleZ FFS barlow's boots is back.
Ross, make the most of it kidda. This lot will be comparing you to Jon Oster if you have a couple of bad games. What are we like? hey? hey?
It seemed like the mid nineties out there in the sense that Quin's Pork Rovers frequently turned us over back then with the prolific Les Ferdinand, seemingly possessed by the malignant spirit of Ian (what do you mean I've got a big nose) Rush, scoring something like 43 goals in 7 matches. The difference is that back then QPR had a pretty good side and we were pretty dire. Well, we were pretty dire today.
FFS Kenwrong FFS mOYleZ FFS barlow's boots is back.
Ross, make the most of it kidda. This lot will be comparing you to Jon Oster if you have a couple of bad games. What are we like? hey? hey?
