Massive Typhoon Kills Millions (of deluded hopes)

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sportbillyblue

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A massive typhoon struck South East Asia last night shortly after referee, Neil Swarbrick, blew the whistle signaling the end of the RS unbeaten start to the 2013/4 campaign and the hopes of the deluded element of the population in the region. The enormous release of air from the exploding big red bubble that was threatening to engulf the footie world was the catalyst of this disaster

Outbound roads from major city centres were awash with 125 Yammies as millions of sub 5'6" recent devotees were seen fleeing from the food courts and local bars, where they had been sharing a pint, to seek sanctuary in the Kenny Rodgers chain if restaurants in the hope of receiving a comforting epistle from the new messiah, Brenda.

The one empathizing toffee in the region offered the victims (:o) solace by reminding them that at 10 a.m. local time, ESPNFOXSTARTREKASPNASTRO would show repeated highlights of events at Analfield later followed by a master class in how free kicks should be taken.
 

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