Massages

[Deleted member 28206]

No.. Not them type, although I wouldn't mind one.


Anyone ever had one?

Where I work we get them, and had one is week that genuinely, genuinely nearly had my groaning in delight, never been so relaxed in my life.

 

[Del]

Chico's mar gives boss ones

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Chico's mar gives boss ones

I knew you'd be on this like a Tramp on chips.

 

[Cena]

I had a proper one when I went to one of those Sensatori Hotel's in Tenerife. Had a 90min one, was sensational.

Would rather have a massage than a blowie any day

 

[Del]

I knew you'd be on this like a Tramp on chips.

I woulkd hate to let my fans down lid

Anyway back to Chico's mar..............................

 

[Deleted member 28206]

I had a proper one when I went to one of those Sensatori Hotel's in Tenerife. Had a 90min one, was sensational.

Would rather have a massage than a blowie any day

Wowsers. Only had 30 mins, it would depend on who is giving them really, but... I would agree here.

 

[toffeejack]

everytime i watch them on TV, the two people start having sex (PornHub), so if i eventually do have one and this doesn't happen i'd be dissapointed.

not sure what my excuse would be to the missus like, but plenty more masusses in the sea as they say.

Have never had a professional one (apart from the time when your girlfriend thinks she's boss at them), but i definitely need one, my back is terrible. Need to get to the drop in physio/massage therapy at the hospital soon.

 

[toffeejack]

I had a proper one when I went to one of those Sensatori Hotel's in Tenerife. Had a 90min one, was sensational.

Would rather have a massage than a blowie any day

hmm, i think i'd take the orgasm

 

[bluejock]

Only off the mrs.

Got offered one by a prossie in Shanghai. They come into the hotel and ring all the rooms asking if you want a massage, then negotiate "extras" when they get to the room.

I was on the phone to the wife when they rang, was funny as [Poor language removed].

 

[toffeejack]

Only off the mrs.

Got offered one by a prossie in Shanghai. They come into the hotel and ring all the rooms asking if you want a massage, then negotiate "extras" when they get to the room.

I was on the phone to the wife when they rang, was funny as [Poor language removed].

haha you should have treated her to an extra as well, then turned to her and said, technically it's not cheating if we're both doing it

 

[noharmdone]

[video=youtube;b6fNroLb7ew]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6fNroLb7ew[/video]

 

[chicoazul]

Swerve deep tissue.

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

If I was well off I'd probably get a weekly hour long massage, not even arsed.

 

[Cena]

Swerve deep tissue.

See this is where I'm weird. I enjoy the pain of a deep tissue massage

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

In fact, how do I search for how much a massage costs without finding erotic ones? It seems if you ask for a massage google immediately goes 'oh, a "massage" is it'