Marouane Fellaini - "Touch Felli's Afro"

Tubey · February 11, 2012

[video=youtube;_DMusigFBCY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DMusigFBCY[/video]

So lately, been wondering,
how Fellaini's hair stays in place.
At Everton, he gets love,
his afro shadows most of his face.

If a barber shaves it off,
it would devastate us all.
But when it does grow back,
could you style it on your own.

If I could, then I would,
I'd go and touch Felli's afro.
It's very high, and it's fast grow,
I'd love to touch Felli's afro.

And maybe, you'll find out,
a way to braid it back someday.
But you don't want to, it defines you,
It makes you stand out when you play.

If a barber shaves it off,
it would devastate us all.
But I hope that never happens 'cause,
it's one awesome do.

If I could, then I would,
I'd go and touch Felli's afro.
It's very high, and it's fast grow,
I'd love to touch Felli's afro.

Run away with the ball,
Run away with the comb,
Run away big and tall.

I know now, just quite how,
your head of hair goes on and on.
In your heart, in your mind,
you'll be a Blue for all of time.

If I could, then I would,
I'd go and touch Felli's afro.
It's very high, and it's fast grow,
I'd love to touch Felli's afro.

If you could turn back time,
Would you still grow that afro.
Could your hair be like mine,
Who cares, I want to touch your 'fro.

I want to touch Fellaini's afroooooooohhhh!!!

Sorry, can't resist, I'm on a parody-roll tonight. ^^

CahillsCornerFlag · February 11, 2012

Do you do weddings? Bar Mitzvahs? Loving it man.

Tubey · February 11, 2012

CahillsCornerFlag said:
Do you do weddings? Bar Mitzvahs? Loving it man.

Do I hell xD

Ta though. I just do it for a laugh, and I know I'm generally average at best, but it's a hobby. I love parody songs.

Not singing this one, but here's one about Neville to Ed Sheeran's "The A Team".

Dyed hair, blonde paste,
staying cool whatever it takes.
No bungs, ugly face.

Leg's gone, career end,
reminiscent of Marcus Bent.
Mancunian, strange man.

And they say,
you should be in the B team,
listening to D-Reem,
pointing since you were 13,
but lately,
your crosses seem,
chipped and high and wasting,
instead of simply lacing,
the crowd screams,
for ****s sake why can't you kick a ball

And you're paid just on 50 grand,
to play football across the land,
but you don't want to join Spurs, is that right?
You're on the beds, you never seem to get a tan,
Moyes loves you 'cos you're quite the man,
He can't get in a decent side,
but still Neville tries.
Still Neville tries.

No gloves, doesn't gloat,
he didn't like Raoul Moat.
Not Scouse, big nose,
Brother strange, MoutsGoat,
On Twitter on his phone.
What he says? Don't know.

And they say,
you should be in the B team,
listening to D-Reem,
pointing since you were 13,
but lately,
your crosses seem,
chipped and high and wasting,
instead of simply lacing,
the crowd screams,
for ****s sake why can't you kick a ball

And you're paid just on 50 grand,
to play football across the land,
but you don't want to join Spurs, is that right?
You're on the beds, you never seem to get a tan,
Moyes loves you 'cos you're quite the man,
He can't get in a decent side,
but still Neville tries,
even though he's ****e.