Mantra to make me smile

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a2b chris

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Woke up the mornining in a good mood, dunno why!
got a song going through my head from when i was a kid

big tits & small tits
& tits with no bra on.

wanking & spanking
& playing with my hard on.

big girls & small girls
all tied up with string

These are a few of my favorite things

when my ring stings
when my balls ache
when im feeling sad
i simply remember my favorite things
& then then i dont feel...so bad

(sorry but it makes me feel better)
 

This will put a smile on anyones face, if not they ain't human.

What do you do in the middle of the night
When it's dead, dead quiet and your Mum's asleep
And your Dad's asleep and the door is shut
And the light is out and the room is dark
And the curtains drawn and you're on your own
Your bed is warm and your dream is rude
And your hand's restless and your knob is hard

Have a wank! Have a wank!
Have a mutha [Poor language removed]' wank!

I'm getting out my cock
I pull my foreskin back
I reveal my acorn
And give it a little smack
I'm thinking of ladies
Playing with their vulva's
And inserting objects
Into their women's areas

What do you do in the middle of the day
When the TV's [Poor language removed] and there's nothing on
When you got no money and you got no beer
And you've read the paper from cover to cover
Radio's playing a pile of [Poor language removed] like Darius Danesh and Robbie Williams
Who are the two biggest [Poor language removed] in the whole wide world!!

Have a wank!
Have a mutha [Poor language removed]' wank!

I'm getting out my cock
I'm gonna wank for Britain
I'm cumming in a sock
And then I'll put my kit on
I'm wanking as if
My life depended on it
I'm picturing some tits
I'm imagining a clit

Come on, come on,
Come and have a wank with me
Come on, come on,
Come and have a wank with me
Come on, come on,
Come and have a wank with me
Come on, come on,
Come and have a wank with me

Wank your hairy cock with me
 
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