Man with the bag

[Goat]

Reminds me of a time I was on a long drive late at night and was going through some motorway services- I saw a hitch hiker and even though I had never done it before I thought nuts to it- Ill pic him up.

Anyway he gets in my car and has this massive bag and puts it inbetween his legs, I said to him you can put it then back and he was like- No! The bag stays with me.

He was pretty aggressive so it was silent for a little while so after a few miles I asked him, mate whats in the bag? He said- MIND YOUR OWN F'ING BUSINESS!

So Im a little freaked out now, I make a bit of chat about football and he said he hated football but loved cricket (weirdo) so again after a little while I asked him- come on mate, whats in the bag?

He replied- I F'ING TOLD YOU- NONE OF YOUR F'ING BUSINESS!

So very obviously I want the guy out of my car- hes aggressive and not much fun to talk to. Im obviously edgy with him and its not a good environment so I make my excuses to stop and say its probably best he gets another lift from someone.

We stop and he gets out and calls me a F'ING prick and storms off but he leaves the bag in the front seat. I speed off pretty quick to get away from the nutter.

 

[micknick]

NONE OF YOUR F'ING BUSINESS!!!

 

[Goat]

LOL at the sneaky edit!!!!

My lips are sealed.

 

[somuchfun]

ah, Black Bag.....The Faithfull Border Binliner

What is this madness?

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

What is this madness?

 

[somuchfun]

So there is a happy ending to all of this?

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

landfill

 

[BigBlueBalls]

Eddie Bosnar was in the bag, sneaking back to Goodison.