Magaluf Weekender!

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WarwickHunt

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I started watchin this last week, its boss I think. Makes you wanna go on holiday! Those reps get paid for doing nothing! Getting paid for chilling with the guests and gettin smashed at night and sleeping with the guests! Imogen the scouse rep thinks she's this big authoritive figure telling the others what to do! Erm, listen luv you're just a rep get on with the job and chill out! Ali, the other bird, I don't think she fits in, she doesn't have the rep ability, she started necking Jordan and Jordan swerved her and went with one of the scousers on holiday! But before that he was tryin to get into Imogen! Can't wait for next weeks episode. I can't wait to get away in the summer and get down to business!

I'm not into all these young lads with comb overs, not into tha me. Wearing vests and a cap to go out at night, no thanks. Throw a decent pair of shorts on and a nice t-shirt ya gang of wet wipes.
 


That Imogen bird works/worked in Aloha in town.

I've got an accent, like, but Jesus.

Alriiiiiiiiggggghtchchch baaaaaaaabe wonnnnna drrrreeeenkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
 
That Imogen bird works/worked in Aloha in town.

I've got an accent, like, but Jesus.

Alriiiiiiiiggggghtchchch baaaaaaaabe wonnnnna drrrreeeenkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Did she? I'll give it to her like.

She thinks she's this big boss! Ha. When she's had a drink she turns into a beaut.

Ali seems above girl but she's too desperate with the lads
 

Them birds on it today were in the year below me in school. Never expected them to be the kind to get shagged on tele, always seemed quiet.
 
Them birds on it today were in the year below me in school. Never expected them to be the kind to get shagged on tele, always seemed quiet.

They didn't come across as ****s like. That little dark haired girl is a goer. See her on the pool table? I had a semi
 
That scouse bird makes me cringe, what a slapper. Can't stand the fellas on it too, so up themselves, need a punch.
 

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