Not Safe For Work! Madonna though lads

[ClausThomsen]

There's no way she stayed in such good shape all her life and hasn't been doing power kegels. Some on here are obviously a little put out at the thought of a successful and confident woman.

 

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[RAFUH]

I think that we've let ourselves down on our language, particularly as there are ladies present. I'm very sorry for any offence caused @RAFUH and @LinekersLegs

Not even close to the worst I’ve seen.

And let’s be real...based on the time y’all spend on here I feel confident you’d take whatever was offered.

@tommye excluded of course as he’s a gentleman with discerning tastes

 

[tommye]

@tommye excluded of course as he’s a gentleman with discerning tastes

You are my only love.
Have you managed to find the Gestapo uniform at mod central yet?

Dressing up night tonight

 

[Piijt]

Holly Valance loves the bum bum

Well I for one would like to hear more about this

 

[orly]

Well I for one would like to hear more about this

That's just how the song goes. Nothing else I'm afraid.

 

[Piijt]

That’s disappointing

 

[verreauxi]

I only thought she was appealing and listenable during her Ray of Light years. Much earlier stuff and much later stuff doesn't do much for me. I also find her Gwyneth Paltrow-like appeal to psedo-science (e.g., stick a gold-plated cricket up your vajayjay to release your inner chi, etc. etc.) to be highly irresponsible.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

If she was still young, none of us would have a chance in hell. Now that she's almost a pensioner, none of us would have a chance in hell. Imo, it would be a priviledge though.

 

[Stephen Gibson]

Remember the first Alien film with the famous dinner scene when the baby alien rips through the stomach, pops it's head out, let's out a little scream whilst covered in blood then quickly scarpers? Well that would be my penis if it went deep inside Madonna......... & she still probably wouldn't feel a thing.