Made up facts

[Degs62]

The word Quim was derived during Elizabethan time when the Queens gynecologist was asked why the Queen was childless. His response was, there are problems with the Queens inner mechanism, this became the acronym QIM that has since become the word Quim to describe lady parts in general.

 

[canuckblue]

Leonardo di Caprio stood in for Ricky Fowler at the British Open at Hoylake as Fowler was unwell. De Caprio still managed 3rd place.

I was thinking something along the same lines. They do bear a striking facial similarity.

 

[canuckblue]

Liverpool Football Club, its players and their supporters are renowned for always conducting themselves with class and dignity.

 

[Kurt.]

The back tyres on a car wear out quicker than the front because they have further to travel

It's true this... It's the reason I sit at the very back of trains.... I travel further so get my money's worth

 

[mythbuster]

Mums only bleed after they've been shafted up the arse.

 

[Elong]

Zatara is constantly balls deep in Asian foof.

 

[JDL]

The most popular pasty shop in the medieval Muslim world was Alan's Snackbar situated just off the high street in Arce. During the seige of Arce in the Third crusade this place was destroyed on the orders of Phillip II of France, the Muslim world has never forgiven this insult and it's a sworn duty of every jihadist to avenge this.
Hence whenever once of the faithful is about to enter paradise by avenging the destruction of Islams favourite pasty shop they yell "Alan's Snackbar"

 

[tommye]

Political discussion is strictly forbidden on GOT.

 

[degsy]

whatever it was Wenger never saw it.
Sun flowers can grow to a height of 22ft
Yak's milk is pink
Bill is the best person to sell Everton

2 of these may be wrong

 

[degsy]

The City of Christchurch in New Zealand has a coastal suburb called New Brighton, named by an early visitor from Walton who made the comment "This place is such a hovel and the locals such mutants that one feels as if one is in New Brighton." A local dignitary overheard and promptly assigned the name to the suburb offering the man a holiday home there, which he declined & instead accepted a slab of Canterbury Draught (cold).

must have been the same guy who went to Auckland and visited Birkenhead AND Birkdale

 

[Kurt.]

If you fell upside down off the London eye and just kept falling and falling ....and falling and falling....you would eventually land the right way up in Australia.

 

[The Cowboy]

There is a secret nuclear bomb, developed in the 1960's that has the power to destroy the entire planet. Ireland have 2 of them.

 

[chrissyjack]

If you dig up all the worms in your garden, and lay them all straight in a perfect straight line . You can guarantee one will wriggle and spoil it

 

[Degs62]

Playing with yourself causes blindness.

 

[Kurt.]

Playing with yourself causes blindness.

Happened to a lad I know...


He never saw it cummin