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Player Valuation: £8m
Obviously not the real midfield 'maestro' but occasionally funny all the same;
Some tweets from 23rd Aug
NotLucasLeiva21 City are a small club with big money. We're a big club with small money. We'll see tonight what matters most. Lucas Leiva is getting deep.
NotLucasLeiva21 Balotelli better than Torres! Hah! At whinging maybe! Nando is the best striker on earth. Even better than the late, great Dean Holdsworth.
NotLucasLeiva21 Agger can't even remember who he is after that concussion. Sammy Lee told Roy to just tell him he's Pele and get him on the pitch.
NotLucasLeiva21 If Poulsen starts ahead of me tonight im gonna kick off. Ive been here well longer. Hes just an intruder.This wouldnt have happend with Rafael
NotLucasLeiva21 Someone mentioned Steve Bennett, Maschs teeth started bleeding. Hes still furious. He certainly wont move abroad without getting his revenge
NotLucasLeiva21 New training game. Basically we pass the ball to Stevie and he tries to pass it to Nando, who then shoots. Its called 'Operation Only Hope'.
Latest tweets
Rauly took us all to get a new tattoo with him. He got a Liver Bird, I got a picture of Rafael (with goatee) & Pepe got FTM _\|/_
Skrtel got one that looks strikingly like a swastika, but he denies that it is. Stevie got one of himself, as well as a captains armband.
Carra said that Scousers dont get tattoos, Stevie wasnt happy but Jamie just said 'Huyton' which shut Stevie up. Pepe tried to remove his.
Fabio got a strike to his tally chart (of injuries) which now nearly completely covers his back. Babel got 'GNR Legoooooo'. Idiot.
Nando is booked in for one in January, either a City or a Chelsea badge apparently.
Yes, Soto did get one. A Hawk with a Serpent's body & a Bloodhound's teeth, nailing itself to a crucifix. With the caption 'Life is Power'.
Brad Jones suggested Konchesky should get a tattoo of a number on his wrist. Apparently thats really bad taste, but I don't understand it.
International breaks are ****. Bring on Birmigham. Will be a good away win, as long as Mr Roy doesnt play 442 again. Staggeringly Naive.
For those asking about Pepe's poker night on Sunday, I think i've just about plucked up the courage to talk about it again.
Walked in, past a burned out police car on his front path. Through the metal detectors and into his lounge. Thats when I saw him.
Sitting at the end of the table wearing a full pimp costume. Semi-naked women sitting either side of him vying for his affections.
I was the first one there (i'm never late) and he offered me a Cigar. I gladly accepted and pretended to smoke it. Then it happened
I thought I was ready to talk about it, but i'm not. Its going to have to remain a mystery. I'm sorry.
Some tweets from 23rd Aug
NotLucasLeiva21 City are a small club with big money. We're a big club with small money. We'll see tonight what matters most. Lucas Leiva is getting deep.
NotLucasLeiva21 Balotelli better than Torres! Hah! At whinging maybe! Nando is the best striker on earth. Even better than the late, great Dean Holdsworth.
NotLucasLeiva21 Agger can't even remember who he is after that concussion. Sammy Lee told Roy to just tell him he's Pele and get him on the pitch.
NotLucasLeiva21 If Poulsen starts ahead of me tonight im gonna kick off. Ive been here well longer. Hes just an intruder.This wouldnt have happend with Rafael
NotLucasLeiva21 Someone mentioned Steve Bennett, Maschs teeth started bleeding. Hes still furious. He certainly wont move abroad without getting his revenge
NotLucasLeiva21 New training game. Basically we pass the ball to Stevie and he tries to pass it to Nando, who then shoots. Its called 'Operation Only Hope'.
Latest tweets
Rauly took us all to get a new tattoo with him. He got a Liver Bird, I got a picture of Rafael (with goatee) & Pepe got FTM _\|/_
Skrtel got one that looks strikingly like a swastika, but he denies that it is. Stevie got one of himself, as well as a captains armband.
Carra said that Scousers dont get tattoos, Stevie wasnt happy but Jamie just said 'Huyton' which shut Stevie up. Pepe tried to remove his.
Fabio got a strike to his tally chart (of injuries) which now nearly completely covers his back. Babel got 'GNR Legoooooo'. Idiot.
Nando is booked in for one in January, either a City or a Chelsea badge apparently.
Yes, Soto did get one. A Hawk with a Serpent's body & a Bloodhound's teeth, nailing itself to a crucifix. With the caption 'Life is Power'.
Brad Jones suggested Konchesky should get a tattoo of a number on his wrist. Apparently thats really bad taste, but I don't understand it.
International breaks are ****. Bring on Birmigham. Will be a good away win, as long as Mr Roy doesnt play 442 again. Staggeringly Naive.
For those asking about Pepe's poker night on Sunday, I think i've just about plucked up the courage to talk about it again.
Walked in, past a burned out police car on his front path. Through the metal detectors and into his lounge. Thats when I saw him.
Sitting at the end of the table wearing a full pimp costume. Semi-naked women sitting either side of him vying for his affections.
I was the first one there (i'm never late) and he offered me a Cigar. I gladly accepted and pretended to smoke it. Then it happened
I thought I was ready to talk about it, but i'm not. Its going to have to remain a mystery. I'm sorry.
