Hayee
Player Valuation: £40m
I'm not gonna lie mate, its gash
This! if you're near the back you wont see anything!!
I'm not gonna lie mate, its gash
ah the Lower Bullens, a metaphorical window into simpler times
prepare to be transported to a bygone age,
a time when a pie and a bottle of stout would set you up for an afternoon of cheering on the toffees
the wooden seat may hurt your bumbum but never fear, the excitement of watching a 60's era Everton team will have you on your feet and stomping your hobnail boots in appreciation of the silky skills of the school of science !!!
but it's 2012 now so yeah, it is a bit gash