Losing you virginity

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Yes, I'm okay mate. Strike a boner with a stranger, first time off???????????????? Needle from hell. Hardest thing I ever did maintaining wood during that first time enter period. (PUN) Ha, ha. Christ, I was useless first time. Even worse second time :lol:

Sounds good mate, but I was asking more because you'd quoted yourself! Haha!
 

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I got shagged by an underage girl.



I wasn't ready, didn't have a clue, she became my girlfriend for like, 4 years
 
Fairly normal for me. With my girlfriend at the time, lasted about 3 minutes.*








*That includes post-cuddling and cleaning up.
 

17. Got the then girlfriend round at 4am as she was staying at her mates close by. She was like 'do you wanna have sex?' And I was like 'yeah cool' but in my head I was saying no no no no no much like nonono cat. Went for it like a terrier. Jizzed in an adequate amount of time. Sorted. Dropped her back at her mates. Literally did the gayest dance all the way back to mine. Had a footy match later that day. Bounded up to me mates. We won the match then I went to go see one of my favourite bands in london later that night. ****ing best 24 hours of my life.
 
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