angelwitch
Player Valuation: £6m
First time experience. Be honest, its a f*kin' nightmare for both sexes - worse for blokes.
I had absolutely no intention of starting another thread, just a cat mentioned on the 70’s thread about losing his virginity and being crap at it -- its too much to resist. There is anecdotes abound here. I mean, chicks whine about losing it, like its all about them; what about us? We have feelings to. I know, we just want to bury it at that age. But, to be fair, we have to gain wood (nervous as f*k) while they just have to lie there. Its f**kin’ hard first time around for a lad unless he knows the chick. So, here’s my horror story of losing my cherry. Party in 1983, I’m 14, local **** at a party is doing a spit roast - a guy enters the bedroom, guy comes out. My turn, I’m ****ting myself, thinking about every playboy picture I’ve ever seen (it was all bush in those days). Anyhoo, I keep it together, God knows how I got a Rodney, and go for gold. I’m pumping away, jeans around my ankles, and the chick says: “Get off me will you, there’s others waiting and you need practice.†Practice! It was my first time. Took me another 3 years before a bird told me to get off her again.
I had absolutely no intention of starting another thread, just a cat mentioned on the 70’s thread about losing his virginity and being crap at it -- its too much to resist. There is anecdotes abound here. I mean, chicks whine about losing it, like its all about them; what about us? We have feelings to. I know, we just want to bury it at that age. But, to be fair, we have to gain wood (nervous as f*k) while they just have to lie there. Its f**kin’ hard first time around for a lad unless he knows the chick. So, here’s my horror story of losing my cherry. Party in 1983, I’m 14, local **** at a party is doing a spit roast - a guy enters the bedroom, guy comes out. My turn, I’m ****ting myself, thinking about every playboy picture I’ve ever seen (it was all bush in those days). Anyhoo, I keep it together, God knows how I got a Rodney, and go for gold. I’m pumping away, jeans around my ankles, and the chick says: “Get off me will you, there’s others waiting and you need practice.†Practice! It was my first time. Took me another 3 years before a bird told me to get off her again.