Losing you virginity

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angelwitch

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First time experience. Be honest, its a f*kin' nightmare for both sexes - worse for blokes.

I had absolutely no intention of starting another thread, just a cat mentioned on the 70’s thread about losing his virginity and being crap at it -- its too much to resist. There is anecdotes abound here. I mean, chicks whine about losing it, like its all about them; what about us? We have feelings to. I know, we just want to bury it at that age. But, to be fair, we have to gain wood (nervous as f*k) while they just have to lie there. Its f**kin’ hard first time around for a lad unless he knows the chick. So, here’s my horror story of losing my cherry. Party in 1983, I’m 14, local **** at a party is doing a spit roast - a guy enters the bedroom, guy comes out. My turn, I’m ****ting myself, thinking about every playboy picture I’ve ever seen (it was all bush in those days). Anyhoo, I keep it together, God knows how I got a Rodney, and go for gold. I’m pumping away, jeans around my ankles, and the chick says: “Get off me will you, there’s others waiting and you need practice.†Practice! It was my first time. Took me another 3 years before a bird told me to get off her again.
 

Mine was sh*t.

16 years old, pissed, New Brighton dips.

I got about 5 pumps in and my mate who was looking for me kindly turned up with his 50cc scooter. Lights full beam right on my arse cheeks. Girl runs off in to bush crying her eyes out. BLF gets dumped.
 


First time experience. Be honest, its a f*kin' nightmare for both sexes - worse for blokes.

I had absolutely no intention of starting another thread, just a cat mentioned on the 70’s thread about losing his virginity and being crap at it -- its too much to resist. There is anecdotes abound here. I mean, chicks whine about losing it, like its all about them; what about us? We have feelings to. I know, we just want to bury it at that age. But, to be fair, we have to gain wood (nervous as f*k) while they just have to lie there. Its f**kin’ hard first time around for a lad unless he knows the chick. So, here’s my horror story of losing my cherry. Party in 1983, I’m 14, local **** at a party is doing a spit roast - a guy enters the bedroom, guy comes out. My turn, I’m ****ting myself, thinking about every playboy picture I’ve ever seen (it was all bush in those days). Anyhoo, I keep it together, God knows how I got a Rodney, and go for gold. I’m pumping away, jeans around my ankles, and the chick says: “Get off me will you, there’s others waiting and you need practice.†Practice! It was my first time. Took me another 3 years before a bird told me to get off her again.

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