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Mate of mine lives out in the sticks down here. There's a legendary story of one of the local gentry who used to get lashed in the village pub and drive his land rover over the scrubland back to his pile.

One night he hit a tree so hard the headlights were pointing at each other.
As him and his mate stumbled around the field in a daze, dibble arrives.

Young copper, bit green, says to him 'have you been drinking sir?'

He looks him up and down and says, 'of course I've been drinking, what do I look like a 'kin stunt driver??!!'
 

Sure you created a thread recently about speeding?

What’s happened mate? Someone overtook you and you feel shamed?
Definitely feels like someone who thinks 26mph is the upper limit regardless of conditions or actual speed limit.

There's a lot of overly conservative drivers who think overtaking is a reckless act of aggression only permissible on a motorway.
 

This is your 4th thread about driving. Starting to think it's just you that's causing all the problems...



 

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