Liverpool and Ronaldo

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Did you know that the Red [Poor language removed] tried to sign Ronaldo two years ago. Apparently, the fee was agreed and he sorted out personal terms etc wth his agent. Ronaldo had passed his medical and everything was ready for the press conference.

However, in the boardroom a director was unhappy about his medical and vetoed the deal. It seems that Ronaldo is circumcised and the director always knew you had to be a complete prick to play for the Red [Poor language removed]!
 

Did you know that the Red [Poor language removed] tried to sign Ronaldo two years ago. Apparently, the fee was agreed and he sorted out personal terms etc wth his agent. Ronaldo had passed his medical and everything was ready for the press conference.

However, in the boardroom a director was unhappy about his medical and vetoed the deal. It seems that Ronaldo is circumcised and the director always knew you had to be a complete prick to play for the Red [Poor language removed]!

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:made me laugh
 
Did you know that the Red [Poor language removed] tried to sign Ronaldo two years ago. Apparently, the fee was agreed and he sorted out personal terms etc wth his agent. Ronaldo had passed his medical and everything was ready for the press conference.

However, in the boardroom a director was unhappy about his medical and vetoed the deal. It seems that Ronaldo is circumcised and the director always knew you had to be a complete prick to play for the Red [Poor language removed]!

Legend has it that Phil Tompson got a phone call saying he was available for 4m but wanted 1m a year wages after tax.

While the RS were mulling over their finances, United played Sporting in a pre season friendly and got destroyed almost single handedly by Ronaldo.

After the match the united players said to Fergie "We need him". So United backed up the money truck, and before you could say 'step over', Buck teeth was on the pitch at Old Trafford. Prompting Big Nose to choke on his breakfast....
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Did you know that the Red [Poor language removed] tried to sign Ronaldo two years ago. Apparently, the fee was agreed and he sorted out personal terms etc wth his agent. Ronaldo had passed his medical and everything was ready for the press conference.

However, in the boardroom a director was unhappy about his medical and vetoed the deal. It seems that Ronaldo is circumcised and the director always knew you had to be a complete prick to play for the Red [Poor language removed]!

Same director was tracking Tom Daily but decided they already had enough divers in the team.
 

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