Titus Bramble
Best centre half to grace the Premier League
One word texts, if you want to talk to me talk to me properly FFS.
Attention whoring facebook statuses, such as the following which one of my "friends" just came out with:
"Can't believe what's happened, why do bad things happen to good people?"
*friend comment* - you ok? xx
*attention whore* - I don't want to talk about it xx
IF YOU DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT THEN DON'T BROADCAST IT TO THE PUBLIC FFS!
On the subject of facebook, here's another status from another "friend":
"All boys/men are selfish b*stards who will cheat on you as soon as they get a chance. FACT. Stay away from them ladies, you'll only get hurt x<3x<3x<3"
No, you r*tarded waste of your fathers love juice, you simply make poor choices in life, do us all a favour and shove another pie down that so called depressed mouth of yours which will hopefully cut off your airways. And what's all this x<3x<3x<3 sh*t about? random x's and sideways hearts made out of numbers do not help your prepubescent ramblings for the better.
Parents who let their children run up and down the train/bus making unnecessary amounts of noise. Being on public transport is depressing enough without having your annoying offspring screeching at everyone because your a failure of a parent. Control the thing, it's part of your job. C*nts.
People who don't acknowledge you making a conscious effort to hold a door open for them or move aside if they have a pram or something. A little courtesy never hurt anyone, so stop being ignorant, even a nod or smile will do.
/rant.
Attention whoring facebook statuses, such as the following which one of my "friends" just came out with:
"Can't believe what's happened, why do bad things happen to good people?"
*friend comment* - you ok? xx
*attention whore* - I don't want to talk about it xx
IF YOU DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT THEN DON'T BROADCAST IT TO THE PUBLIC FFS!
On the subject of facebook, here's another status from another "friend":
"All boys/men are selfish b*stards who will cheat on you as soon as they get a chance. FACT. Stay away from them ladies, you'll only get hurt x<3x<3x<3"
No, you r*tarded waste of your fathers love juice, you simply make poor choices in life, do us all a favour and shove another pie down that so called depressed mouth of yours which will hopefully cut off your airways. And what's all this x<3x<3x<3 sh*t about? random x's and sideways hearts made out of numbers do not help your prepubescent ramblings for the better.
Parents who let their children run up and down the train/bus making unnecessary amounts of noise. Being on public transport is depressing enough without having your annoying offspring screeching at everyone because your a failure of a parent. Control the thing, it's part of your job. C*nts.
People who don't acknowledge you making a conscious effort to hold a door open for them or move aside if they have a pram or something. A little courtesy never hurt anyone, so stop being ignorant, even a nod or smile will do.
/rant.
