Little Snooze

[GhostOfDixie]

Weird thing happened, I was watching Sky Sports News and then I must have fallen asleep. I sky + and rewinded the telly and it turns out Michael Owen was giving an interview. Instant cure for Insomnia.

Great goalscorer but man he's dull.

Worse than John Barnes or Bryan Robson though?

 

[chicoazul]

Robson was the dullest [Poor language removed] I ever had the misfortune to listen to.

 

[jon_efc]

was this the interview in his stables?

 

[GhostOfDixie]

Yes, he just speaks the obvious. He never says anything that shocks me and just has no character.

I went to school with the lad, well I used to sit next to his sister in Math's. She was ok, a good laugh. His eldest brother was cool too. But his other brother is dull too.

 

[jon_efc]

dunno.. think bout it ... ya dont wanna come accross like a nutter in interviews... t hats why a lot of players dont give them at all !!

must be quite difficult.. he is a footballer and not a journalist or somin

 

[GhostOfDixie]

No he's dull.

 

[jon_efc]

maybe.. dont know the fella so cant really comment to be honest !! he seems ok... just lacks confidence on the field at the moment

 

[chicoazul]

I'd like to knock that smug redshite grin off his face.



Is what Suits would say.

 

[GhostOfDixie]

I think he peaked way too soon.

He developed early at school. As did his sister, if you know what I mean.

 

[jon_efc]

u mean u or ur mates [Poor language removed] her lol

which school did he go 2 ?

 

[GhostOfDixie]

Nah, I never. She was a good mate. But she was known for one thing, and it wasn't being Michael Owen's sister. That soon changed though.

 

[chicoazul]

Jon loves a good rumour, he's all over it like a dog with two dicks.

 

[jon_efc]

wat was she known for then?

 

[GhostOfDixie]

Man, you have a sordid mind. She was just good at filling out stuff.

 

[jon_efc]

indeed i do ...

wat did she fill out if i may ask haha !!! cant be as simple as it sounds haha