Little lies you tell to other people

[Roztitute]

i told my mates girlfriend he was cheating on her, just to see what happened.

Dude?

 

[somuchfun]

I said that all wrong.

 

[potato]

Dude?

to be honest i was hoping she would dump him then i would be her rebound sex buddy

 

[EFC Si]

'ok' or 'yeah I'm good' in response to 'you ok?' after something evidently not okay has just happened