Lines you would never hear spoken in a film.

[Kurt.]

Took this idea from one of my fav programmes 'mock the week'....i'll start..

Feck off Mr .Bond, i'm not shagging you !

 

[peteblue]

Use the force Luke Moran......

 

[Nails]

"Why Frodo, they be some nice new sandals you have on"

 

[Rugby Toffee]

The first Mersey derby of the season is at Anfield

 

[Degs62]

You want the Foof, you can't handle the Foof!

 

[MulletsAreBack]

John Wayne to Black bloke/Native American: ''Hello''.

 

[Kurt.]

Arnie....." i'm not coming back"

 

[Cena]

"I'm Ron Burgundy, you stay classy Luiz Suarez"

 

[Summerskin]

"I'm a little wired...what do you say I take you home and eat your [Poor language removed]?"

...except that this line was really used in Shark Attack 3 .

 

[bluejock]

"Your best? Losers whine about their best. Winners go home and get f*cked up the arse with a strap on by the prom queen."

 

[Titus Bramble]

GET TO DA HELICOPTAAAAAA!

 

[Kurt.]

i'm sorry Mr.Corleone but i'm gonna have to say no.

 

[Degs62]

Why the **** would I do that for Private Ryan?

 

[peteblue]

"Frankly my dear I don't give a sh!t"......

 

[peteblue]

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Would you like some pie"....