Stay in and let the meffs run riot killing one another on the roads because they've forgotten how to drive and will behave like utter savages buying and arguing over tatt in shops just because they're programmed to buy and have been deprived.
I'll come out again when all that's died down. Probably a fortnight.
7am - outta bed, eat sum grits
8.30 - watch mah stories
10 - git mah gun
10.30 - shoot sum squrrrls
12pm - play mah banjo n'chew onna reed
4pm - have me a hoedown (I'm down but I'm not a ho)
6pm - watch more of mah stories
7pm - eat squrrrls ah shot earlier
8pm - check on mah bathtub moonshine
8.30 pm - drank sum mah moonshine
9pm - pass out
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