Lettuce

[SpongeBob brown shoes]

Just eat some grass

 

[Seathestars]

Vile stuff, nothing but scenery on a plate.

 

[bullybeef]

Im not having it that you eat lettuce

Only on a big fat burger with at least 5 patties

 

[paultheblue]

Only on a big fat burger with at least 5 patties

Fair enough

 

[Gladystweet]

Lettuce is the Tom Cleverley of the salad world, seems like a good idea but is ultimately useless.

Both end up going limp and go in the bin.

 

[Moomin]

More importantly Broccoli is being rationed at some stores.

It's like the second world war, but without the bombing, fighting and loss of life.

 

[Naisy'sCharitableLeanings]

Nah that is to obvious !!

Shame, would've been a 'gem' but I guess you chose to 'leaf' it.

 

[Tigger]

Puts everything into perspective.

 

[Martino Robertez]

Brexit nutters will be over the moon at foreign vegetable being denied access to our free-markets

A victory for English Vegetables everywhere!!!

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

Knock knock
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in.