Let's write a story...

[Groucho]

Story time, let's collectively write a funny tale. I'll begin with the first paragraph to a story, then the next person posts another paragraph, and so on. Hilarity should prevail.


@Bungle the chicken farmer woke up one morning and began staring at his cracking birds......

 

[DualityNSNO]

And cracked one off.

 

[roydo]

......which he had recently stolen from neighbouring farmer, me.....

 

[Groucho]

"I see you when your sleeping" shouted scary bungle Santa to Roydo, as he made off with his birds....

 

[DanEFC92]

...back to the forest moon of Endor....

 

[roydo]

*grabs pichfork and wellies*

 

[Groucho]

Singing "Feared by the bad, loved by the good, Bungle Hood, Bungle Hood", as he sped away on his motorised bidet.

 

[ste d' indica]

Soon every bird in the land will be in his greasy hands.

 

[roydo]

Soon every bird in the land will be in his greasy hands.

You got those words in the right order mate?

 

[Groucho]

In a field, Bungle placed an empty Pringles tube on his member and fell asleep.

 

[ste d' indica]

You got those words in the right order mate?

Sorry, thought this was meant to be a work of fiction.

 

[Professor Toffee]

The crisp prophylactic wasn't effective that night he had impregnated .

 

[Paulie]

<logs out>

 

[Boss_Blue]

The crisp prophylactic wasn't effective that night he had impregnated...

...yer mar.

 

[Groucho]

The crisp prophylactic wasn't effective that night he had impregnated .

After the tube fell off, he dreamt of Dean Gaffney...