Let's all laugh at America.

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http://www.firefightingnews.com/man-burns-trailer-trying-kill-spiders-blow-torch/

For those that don't know a ridiculously large amount of people(about 10.5 million) in this country live in static caravans and refer to them as trailer homes.



"An Arizona man burned his trailer down after trying to kill spiders with a blowtorch.

The Tucson Fire Department attempted to control the blaze for 11 minutes on Sunday night, utilizing 23 firefighters in the endeavor.


A woman sustained minor injuries while being rescued from the home, though no other injuries were reported.

According to KVOA, a male resident had utilized a propane torch under the single-wide in an attempt to remove spiders and their webs.

The Red Cross is providing help to the mobile home’s two residents."
 

YEEEEEEE HAWWWWWWWWWW

http://www.nbc26.com/news/national/man-tries-to-jump-canal-with-his-car-in-lehigh-acres

LEE COUNTY, Fla (WFTX) -- Lee County Sheriff Deputies said a man attempted to jump a canal with his car in a Lehigh Acres neighborhood overnight.

Witnesses said they saw a man in a blue Toyota Corolla drive to the edge of the canal and stop. Then, he got out of the car to observe the distance, got back into the vehicle and tried to make the jump of about 20 feet.

His vehicle had to be towed out of the canal.

Deputies say the man was not injured, but the car was totaled.

The Lee County Sheriff's Office is still investigating.
 
YEEEEEEE HAWWWWWWWWWW

http://www.nbc26.com/news/national/man-tries-to-jump-canal-with-his-car-in-lehigh-acres

LEE COUNTY, Fla (WFTX) -- Lee County Sheriff Deputies said a man attempted to jump a canal with his car in a Lehigh Acres neighborhood overnight.

Witnesses said they saw a man in a blue Toyota Corolla drive to the edge of the canal and stop. Then, he got out of the car to observe the distance, got back into the vehicle and tried to make the jump of about 20 feet.

His vehicle had to be towed out of the canal.

Deputies say the man was not injured, but the car was totaled.

The Lee County Sheriff's Office is still investigating.

That is straight out of The Dukes of Hazzard, also I grew up in Florida and I can tell you Lehigh Acres is exactly the kind of place stuff like that would happen.
 
Don't get this at Welcome Break.

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