A thread for all those things that caught you off guard, then when thinking about it later you come up with the perfect response.
At the match on Sunday the lad behind me spent the entire game leaning forward and coughing so hard I could feel my hair move. As I walked down the stairs at full time I wished I'd turned round and said "I didn't know you could play rhythm catarrh".
Any others? Could turn into the new Me Arl Fella's Shouts on Bluekipper. Maybe.
At the match on Sunday the lad behind me spent the entire game leaning forward and coughing so hard I could feel my hair move. As I walked down the stairs at full time I wished I'd turned round and said "I didn't know you could play rhythm catarrh".
Any others? Could turn into the new Me Arl Fella's Shouts on Bluekipper. Maybe.