davek
Player Valuation: £150m
Is this the most toe curling stunt yet?
"It appears that Purslow , our MD, is becoming a little irritated by our desire to communicate with him. Well here is an idea.
As well as of posting all these letters and sending e mails (which is getting under their skin) why not write what you think of G&H, Purslow, and indeed anyone else that annoys you in the Boardroom on an A4 sheet of paper? Then, at the first home game of the season (which will no doubt be televised)that sheet of paper should be converted into a paper aeroplane .
The game is very conveniently signalled to start by the referees whistle, which should then be the cue for everyone within “flying” distance of the Directors and Press Boxes to fly their planes made up of your “message” in their direction. Those in the other stands can simply “fly” them onto the pitch.
Of course G&H would try to ban “paper aeroplane throwing” which would be even more ridiculous gaining us even more publicity as we “Fight to defend our right to fly paper aeroplanes” – whose directional flight it is notoriously difficult to control!
Bombarding the directors Box and Press Box in this way would certainly get the message through, and would be exquisitely embarrassing for them to explain."
"It appears that Purslow , our MD, is becoming a little irritated by our desire to communicate with him. Well here is an idea.
As well as of posting all these letters and sending e mails (which is getting under their skin) why not write what you think of G&H, Purslow, and indeed anyone else that annoys you in the Boardroom on an A4 sheet of paper? Then, at the first home game of the season (which will no doubt be televised)that sheet of paper should be converted into a paper aeroplane .
The game is very conveniently signalled to start by the referees whistle, which should then be the cue for everyone within “flying” distance of the Directors and Press Boxes to fly their planes made up of your “message” in their direction. Those in the other stands can simply “fly” them onto the pitch.
Of course G&H would try to ban “paper aeroplane throwing” which would be even more ridiculous gaining us even more publicity as we “Fight to defend our right to fly paper aeroplanes” – whose directional flight it is notoriously difficult to control!
Bombarding the directors Box and Press Box in this way would certainly get the message through, and would be exquisitely embarrassing for them to explain."
