I'd eat a rs cake if offered to me. It's not like it would convert you is it?
Tony, Tony, Tony, you're 77, get over it, eat the cake. Have a moan about dem dirty blooz and eat your cake - enjoy your day, after all this year is going to be yours isn't it?
On my stag do the lads printed me out a klopp t-shirt with a Twitter quote from me saying he was ‘the best manager in the world’ from his dortmund days.
I thought it was good banter and wore it for a full day.
I wonder how many of the people laughing at Macca got upset when Funes did that stupid tackle on Origi. Or when Mirallas hurt Suarez.
Incidentally, i am a keen baker myself, as is my brother who is also a blue, and we would be happy to bake this guy a cake as compensation. With 'kopites are gobshites' written on it in fondant.
"He won’t open it out of his loyalty to LFC.”
What?!?!
I've heard it all now. Just open and eat the flamin cake that your daughter in-law has made the effort to go out and buy & surprise you with you pathetic man.
More prepared to prove to the world your love of lfc than of your family.
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