Kopite play at the Royal Court

[Frank Drebin]

Badgeman is running the souvenir stand.

 

[chrissyjack]

Oslo International Airport are putting on a special flight for the opening night

 

[peteblue]

Return of the King, oh no that was in another production, that 70's show................

 

[peteblue]

During the death scene the flags will be lowered to half price..........

 

[Frank Drebin]

The toilets have been pre-destroyed for convenience.

 

[peteblue]

The toilets have been pre-destroyed for convenience.

Reduces the paper work.......

 

[Frank Drebin]

Ronny Rosenthal will be hitting the bar at the interval no doubt.

 

[chrissyjack]

Act one -- " Our story starts in 1892.Now fast forward to 1959....."

 

[chrissyjack]

Ronny Rosenthal will be hitting the bar at the interval no doubt.

Classic

 

[ToffeeDan]

That play would run for years...like The Mousetrap

Except this play isn't a Whodunnit - rather a Whodidn'tdoit (every year)

 

[ToffeeDan]

Will they be brushing over Tommy Smith's benefit claim, Shanks post-1974, 14 to West Ham, Clattenberg, Clive Thomas, fighting in Athens, Bulgarian Waiters and the like? Oh yes, and the Souness Years!!

 

[Frank Drebin]

Will they be brushing over Tommy Smith's benefit claim, Shanks post-1974, 14 to West Ham and the like?

That's the finale, Tommy Smith staggers on stage to thank the audience and a benefits man is lowered from the rafters to take the shirt off his fat back.

 

[davek]

That's the finale, Tommy Smith staggers on stage to thank the audience and a benefits man is lowered from the rafters to take the shirt off his fat back.

PMSL.

 

[DualityNSNO]

Hahahaha, what a thread!

 

[Matt Damon]

Allegedly there will be no icecreams and sweets sold during the interval. Jan Molby ate it all.