Kopite play at the Royal Court

[davek]

https://royalcourtliverpool.ticketsolve.com/shows/126516640/events

I leave you to imagine the unmitigated shite that'll come down off that stage and propelled back up x 1000.

"It wuz der fukkkin mirakul ov Istanbul lad. Me eyes were swellin wid tears ov joy lad".

*And you'll ne-ver waaaalk.........*

 

[Frank Drebin]

I hope no Chelsea fans get tickets.

 

[chicoazul]

Good God.

 

[davek]

I hope no Chelsea fans get tickets.

I hope they dont do an Athens and snatch them off people queuing up.

Good God.

He wont be there, their old mate Satan will be though.

 

[Del]

"This five star show is a must for all reds who really know their history"

Little pop at us there I think

Wonder if they will build a little wall on the stage for the audience to push over

 

[chicoazul]

St Johns have agreed to drive an ambulance on stage so the audience can join in rocking it.

 

[davek]

"This five star show is a must for all reds who really know their history"

Little pop at us there I think

Wonder if they will build a little wall on the stage for the audience to push over

Maybe they'll shut the toilets and recreate the old Kop?

 

[Frank Drebin]

What time is it on? They'll all be asleep in bed by eight o'clock.

 

[Frank Drebin]

I hope Everton plays wont be banned in Europe after this.

 

[davek]

St Johns have agreed to drive an ambulance on stage so the audience can join in rocking it.

PMSL.

Plastic bags of shite and polystyrene cups of piss are supplied under the seats for the appropriate moment.

 

[davek]

I hope Everton plays wont be banned in Europe after this.

 

[chicoazul]

Maybe they'll shut the toilets and recreate the old Kop?

Or leave them open and put a sign saying "Old Trafford Toilets" above them so they can trash them.

 

[davek]

Or leave them open and put a sign saying "Old Trafford Toilets" above them so they can trash them.

This play is by the same shower of unfunny tvvats who gave the world The Ballad of Dixie and Kenny. They basically present idiot guides to professional football on Merseyside for people with an IQ of about 32.

They should be locked up for abuse.

 

[Del]

St Johns have agreed to drive an ambulance on stage so the audience can join in rocking it.

Crying here lad

 

[Matt Damon]

Good God.

No mate. That was not my first reaction to reading that.

It was something along the lines of "what the **** **** **** ********"