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sirblue57

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we have all had them, but whats the worst/funniest you have heard.many years a go before i was married. i asked a girl in a pub did she want a drink, and despite her saying i was not her type i persisted. until she put it quite bluntly id need a nip and tuck to be " her type" cue going back to my mates who were in tears. (b'stards)
 

Not my own sadly

But I remember one night a mate of mine got approached by this girl, not the most attractive puppy in the kennel. She asked why he wasnt interested to which he replied;

Him: "Your not my type"
Her: "Why whats your type?"
Him "I'm into necrophilia"
Her: "Fair enough you sick [Poor language removed]"
 
me mate wanna dance ?
bird no thanks
me mate arr go on ur beautiful
bird dont dance with kids
me mate fkuc didnt no you were humped
 
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