Klopp

[squonk]

Der Nuttymann.

 

[ToffeeDan]

His managerial career tells us that the:

Mainz a BD K..t

 

[mezzrow]

How do people say stuff like "I find it hard to dislike him, but I'm going to have to now"?

• He's German
• He talks like a laughing policeman
• He wears a baseball cap
• He's Liverpool's manager

Hey! (typing while wearing Cubs baseball cap)

You say that like its a bad thing, Dave. There are American blues on here and its October. Have some respect, ffs...

(you'll note my cap is a lovely shade of Everton blue. Never mind that red C.)

 

[jaycee]

Some helmet has just walked into work wearing a Dortmund scarf.


I hope he spills coffee on it.

Just choke him close to death with it the bad whopper, people like him are the reason I get up an hour earlier than necessary,just so I can despise them more

 

[jaycee]

I thought he said they would win the league in four years?

He signed a 3 year contact didn't he?

 

[Boss_Blue]

If you were a top blue you'd wipe your ass with it

Why isnt it on fire?

Sh1t fan you lad.

Just choke him close to death with it the bad whopper, people like him are the reason I get up an hour earlier than necessary,just so I can despise them more

Just discreetly dropped a fingernail into his drink.


Best I could do lads.

 

[jaycee]

Just discreetly dropped a fingernail into his drink.


Best I could do lads.

Should have dropped him

 

[Boss_Blue]

Should have dropped him

I have to set a good example in work...

...so yeah, I probably should have.

 

[sageyefc]

Just discreetly dropped a fingernail into his drink.


Best I could do lads.

Drop your sweaty bollocks in instead, tea bag his drink

 

[silent bob]

Some helmet has just walked into work wearing a Dortmund scarf.


I hope he spills coffee on it.

Ask him if he put his Spain shirt in as part exchange?

 

[mezzrow]

Just discreetly dropped a fingernail into his drink.


Best I could do lads.

Get in.

 

[Carlito]

I reckon he'll focus on the Europa League this season. It's probably an easier route into the Champions League than the Premier League is, and he has a fair amount of experience in Europe.

Never hurts to get a trophy on the board early doors either.

 

[zandvoort blue]

Big goggle eyed freak

I can him getting dogs abuse from our fans for it now... 'yer 4-eyed sausage eating swat'
rolls off the tongue nicely that

 

[Albertini78]

Safe to say I'll not be watching SSN news for a week

 

[Woolly Blue]

There's a fair amount of duplication going on with this thread and https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/...nst-liverpool-fc.40028/page-5064#post-3909742 so please carry on the chat in the above.