Klopp, with your face like a...

[TGW89]

In honour of the great Shooting Stars gag where Vic insults Jack Dee, we're going to tell Klopp what his face looks like. I'll get us started.

KLOPP. With your face..... like the honey monster's broken grand piano

 

[PKwalnuts]

Face like Herman Munster coked off his t'ts

 

[chrismpw]

Like a loon thats been chewing through a tin of dulux.

 

[-Rob-]

Great site lads

 

[trueblue84]

With his face like a doomed horse.

 

[Cellardweller]

With a face like a bespectacled military graveyard

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

With a face like Harold Shipmans revenge

 

[TangerineToffee]

Like Red Rum after he won his 3rd Grand National

 

[Lob]

With a face that looks like its awake but then woke up and found itself asleep.

 

[larbert toffee]

In honour of the great Shooting Stars gag where Vic insults Jack Dee, we're going to tell Klopp what his face looks like. I'll get us started.

KLOPP. With your face..... like the honey monster's broken grand piano

Like a banana split.

 

[BigDunc'sFod]

...like a donkey that just dropped a gary

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Like a man who has just found out there is a group of kids booked in for a school trip around Anfield.

 

[mezzrow]

Your hair is your crown,
that you remove when you retire

Your breath is like down
wind of a compost heap on fire

Your eyes black as nuns
like nuns they cross themselves each day

Your face like the sun
set over Pittsburgh USA

Oh mein Jurgen, please go far away...

 

[gianthogweed]

He's running away from Aki

 

[Groucho]

Illuminated graveyard