Klitschko

[chicoazul]

Dreamiest guy going. Would you?

He can do well better than Hayden Panettiere the fat cow.

faints*

 

[Sapie88]

 

[TheFinnFan]

Is that brendan ffs

 

[Walken]

A heady and intoxicating mix of fear and arousal

 

[chicoazul]

A heady and intoxicating mix of fear and arousal

I'd grow my hair long so he could pull it hard while conquering me.

 

[larrygobfiend]

I love his eastern European head.

He seems genuinely sound too.

Shame Joshua came across a bit patronising post fight. I'd say it was down to the exuberance of youth.

 

[ilikecheese]

I'd grow my hair long so he could pull it hard while conquering me.

No manscaping?

 

[chicoazul]

No manscaping?

Whatever he wants, I am his slave.

 

[ilikecheese]

Whatever he wants, I am his slave.

Hahaha...your rat is defo ravenous.

 

[Philw]

Go home @chicoazul , you're drunk.

Oh wait...

 

[chicoazul]

@Billyboyblue disliking any references to how dreamy the Klit is.

Don't fight it brother, it's ok to have those feelings.

He'd show any of lucky guys absolutely no mercy when in the mounting position.

 

[chicoazul]

Close your eyes for a moment @Billyboyblue, you're in a dimly lit bar with old wooden surroundings and the air is heavy. It's early evening and the third glass of wine is just kicking in. Then he leans over and looks at you. He goes to say something but doesn't, he sees your pupils widen and he knows. He just knows. That chemical rush as you realise you're intoxicated by him more than the wine. There's no holding back tonight Billy boy, he knows that you're his to punish in pleasurable ways mere mortals can never dream of.

 

[chicoazul]

PULL MY HAIR KLIT. DO WHAT YOU WANT WITH MY BODY AND SOUL. ITS ALL YOURS. SPIT ON ME AND CALL ME YOUR SLAVE. Yeah.

 

[chicoazul]

Yeah.

 

[Elong]

@Billyboyblue don't you like the gays?