Kiwi Fruits

[dead_soft]

Love them.

 

[ijjysmith]

WEE WEE FRUIT

LOLz

 

[dead_soft]

WEE WEE FRUIT

LOLz

Don't start on Kiwi Fruits, mate. I'm pretty calm but if you come for the things I love, I will hunt you down.

Wonder who will make the first gay New Zealanders joke?

 

[ijjysmith]

Don't start on Kiwi Fruits, mate. I'm pretty calm but if you come for the things I love, I will hunt you down.

Wonder who will make the first gay New Zealanders joke?

You don't prefer them to bananas mate.

Just think about it.

The banana rules the fruit world.

 

[Pat's Van]

they are boss

slice the top off them like a boiled egg and then dig out the tastey innards with a tea spoon

the little hairy sack that's left over afterwards has numerous practical uses not to mention comedy value

 

[dead_soft]

You don't prefer them to bananas mate.

Just think about it.

The banana rules the fruit world.

I'm not exactly going to start badmouthing bananas all over the place but they are nothing compared to a kiwi fruit.

Bananas forced Peter Andre into hospital, so they have that going for them but the tang of a kiwi can't be beaten

 

[ijjysmith]

vs.

There's only one winner here.

 

[dead_soft]

Eat it like a banana if you want.
But then Pat has no comedy sack.

 

[Maxwell]

Eat it with the skin on, you wont ever go back to wasting your time peeling/scooping/slicing it.

 

[Pat's Van]

Eat it with the skin on, you wont ever go back to wasting your time peeling/scooping/slicing it.

MAXWELL YOU HOUND!!!

are you trying to kill us ??? the skin is poisonous FFS

 

[blaggerblue]

I love them but they have to be at a particular ripeness...firm but juicy, so you can eat them like a boiled egg.

 

[WA Toffee]

they are boss

slice the top off them like a boiled egg and then dig out the tastey innards with a tea spoon

the little hairy sack that's left over afterwards has numerous practical uses not to mention comedy value

Yep, that is the only way to eat them.
They are better than bananas, but not even close to the fruit of the gods - the pawpaw

 

[Degs62]

Yep, that is the only way to eat them.
They are better than bananas, but not even close to the fruit of the gods - the pawpaw

All fruit is good you bunch of Melts. But a nice juicy sweet Mango is much better than all current choices.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

chinese raspberries.


the golden ones are the nicest.

 

[Big Fat Sam]

Looks interesting.

For what it's worth, I just slice them perfectly in half and scoop out the goodness with a teaspoon. Can't normally be arsed with them though as I always get sticky fingers.