Kitchen Utensils (domestic and professional)

[EFC David]

Sieves

Does anyone else find these very difficult to wash? I can't decide if I should hand-wash it or put it in the dish-washer! How do you wash yours?

 

[steken1]

I use my bellend. Same for the cheese grater!

 

[Kurt.]

I was gonna start my own sieve busines........ but it fell through.

 

[Del]

I soak it in jizz then get yer mar to lick it clean

 

[Allezfan]

Does anyone else find these very difficult to wash? I can't decide if I should hand-wash it or put it in the dish-washer! How do you wash yours?

Water high pressure blast from a tap, then cover the water with isopropanol and blast it off with a hair dryer.

 

[Baines' left foot]

I was gonna start my own sieve busines........ but it fell through.

This statement holds no water.

 

[steken1]

I was gonna start my own sieve busines........ but it fell through.

Your business plan's full of holes.

 

[steken1]

Spatula's

Can't decide whether to use this for eating cereal or flipping things that are hot. Has anyone else had this problem?

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

cleft?

 

[EFC David]

Use it as a back scratcher.

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

It makes a cracking fly swatter!

 

[Groucho]

To be honest mate, I usually use a spoon to eat cereal.

 

[steken1]

Use it as a back scratcher.

Good shout lid! Since we stripped the living room walls it's just been sat there looking at me. Feel sorry for it. All the other utensils are starting to take the piss.

 

[steken1]

To be honest mate, I usually use a spoon to eat cereal.

But that way all the cereal goes in your mouth.

 

[bluejock]

Ladle

Hi lads

Can't decide whether to use a ladle to get runny foods from a saucepan or to use a standard wooden spoon.

Ideas?