Kissing cushion

BoysInBlue · February 13, 2014

Somebody has invented a kissing cushion for people who are single.... :blink:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...nely-singletons-practice-snogging-skills.html

And if you accidentally sit on them, you get a bit extra! :lol:

noharmdone · February 13, 2014

I'd make the red one choke on it !

Kiwi · February 14, 2014

you can tell that these are going to be used in a different way than intended by some enlightened male member of the general public. :lol:

ricardobee · February 14, 2014

I just farted on mine and it was sick bits of foam everywhere.

WOULD NOT BUY AGAIN

Librarian · February 14, 2014

Cushions to practice kissing? WTF

Why can't these people just wait for their sisters to fall asleep like everyone else.

jaspercabbage · February 14, 2014

I thought this thread was going to be about a dutch elvis.

ijjysmith · February 14, 2014

WHAT THE HELL?!?!!?

They'd give me nightmares and no mistake

Moomin · February 14, 2014

I'm going to buy a ****load of them, mark the price up by a tenner and sell them as a noshing cushion.

Bungle · February 14, 2014

I like the fact that there's no eyes, I hate having to see the disappointment in my mrs eyes when I've promised her a full night of passion, only to be done within 4 minutes and be back in the living room watching Storage Wars.

Ashtonian · February 14, 2014

Imagine walking into someone's house and their couch is full of them?

Maxwell · February 14, 2014

Moomin · February 14, 2014

Bungle said:
I like the fact that there's no eyes, I hate having to see the disappointment in my mrs eyes when I've promised her a full night of passion, only to be done within 4 minutes and be back in the living room watching Storage Wars.

During them 4 minutes of passion do you think of Brandi??

Bungle · February 14, 2014

Moomin said:
During them 4 minutes of passion do you think of Brandi??

Hahaha She's the only thing that gets me through it, just before I ejaculate I think of Lori from Storage Hunters, it makes me feel dirty.

Moomin · February 14, 2014

Bungle said:
Hahaha She's the only thing that gets me through it, just before I ejaculate I think of Lori from Storage Hunters, it makes me feel dirty.

Lori makes me angry, she is always moaning the sour faced cow.

Mone though, I reckon she has a few tricks in her locker the dirty minx. But she has to wear the fur coat though.