Killer Honeymoons

[Clint Planet]

We got married 18 months ago and asked for "honey money" from anyone who wanted to give us a wedding present (we already had a toaster, a set of pans and bathrobes). Used the money to spend nine days in Buenos Aires, flying over night on Christmas Eve (upgraded to business class by BA because we were delayed three days by the snow) and landing in sun-drenched BA on Christmas morn, staying at a four star hotel right at the heart of the city. A stupendous, once-in-a-lifetime holiday. We'll very likely never go anywhere quite as glamorous again. Felt like royalty, we did.

You?

 

[Bundy]

We went to whitsunday islands up north. Is was alright.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Not married.

 

[Nordecke]

We went to a hotel, and made babies all night.. (Nice Hotel)

 

[Clint Planet]

We went to whitsunday islands up north. Is was alright.

Looks terrible.

 

[Lynne x]

The first one was just a trial run, the next one will be fantastic, now, just need a groom !!! xx

 

[bluebloodinmyveins]

The first one was just a trial run, the next one will be fantastic, now, just need a groom !!! xx

Will you marry me Lynners?

 

[RFUS]

The first one was just a trial run, the next one will be fantastic, now, just need a groom !!! xx

Will you marry me Lynners?

I'll save you some time Lynne.

He's currently residing in Narnia, and it wouldn't be long before you'd catch him bumming Mr Tumnus, or even worse, one of the little boys.

 

[Lynne x]

Will you marry me Lynners?

I'll need to have a look over your finances first, oh and i'll need to see the ring before i agree to anything xx

 

[RFUS]

We got married 18 months ago and asked for "honey money" from anyone who wanted to give us a wedding present (we already had a toaster, a set of pans and bathrobes). Used the money to spend nine days in Buenos Aires, flying over night on Christmas Eve (upgraded to business class by BA because we were delayed three days by the snow) and landing in sun-drenched BA on Christmas morn, staying at a four star hotel right at the heart of the city. A stupendous, once-in-a-lifetime holiday. We'll very likely never go anywhere quite as glamorous again. Felt like royalty, we did.

You?

That was an awfully smart idea for a stupid giraffe! Well played.

 

[Clint Planet]

oh and i'll need to see the ring before i agree to anything

To check for any signs of Chico, I presume.

 

[bluebloodinmyveins]

I'll save you some time Lynne.

He's currently residing in Narnia, and it wouldn't be long before you'd catch him bumming Mr Tumnus, or even worse, one of the little boys.

You keep bombarding me with messages to come view you rubbing yourself on cam. I keep saying no. I even deleted the naked pics you sent without looking at them.

 

[RFUS]

You keep bombarding me with messages to come view you rubbing yourself on cam. I keep saying no. I even deleted the naked pics you sent without looking at them.

But I didn't send any pics...



If I checked your bookshelf, might I find "Hacking webcams for Dummies"?

 

[bluebloodinmyveins]

But I didn't send any pics...



If I checked your bookshelf, might I find "Hacking webcams for Dummies"?

Whats a bookshelf?

 

[Lynne x]

But I didn't send any pics...



If I checked your bookshelf, might I find "Hacking webcams for Dummies"?

OMG!!! He's into boys and dummies??? Thanks for the warning mate xx